I've been tagged!

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
Take allot of pictures!!! Will I still be attracted to men!!??? HELL YEA!!!

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?
I would say lack of perspective! Teens today lack that…


If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?
I must have been 6 and I was caught by my mom making out in the closet with a neighbor kid…

All I remember was yelling and being put in my room.


If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
Well I try to think the best of people before the worst! And that’s difficult because when some one wrongs you the first reaction would be anger. So I try to ask questions first and whip ass later!


If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?
There were two trees people don’t know about actually! One was “the Tree of the knowledge of good and bad” the other was the “tree of life”. Adam was only punished because he disobeyed God and ate of the “Tree of the Knowledge of good and bad” and lied about it. His punishment was death to him and all his offspring. Now the tree of life was a tree that would allow a person to live forever. I would ask him to eat both! Then he would know good and bad and live forever…

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?
I would kiss Oprah!

If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?
Saks on 5^th Avenue baby!!!!!

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?
No sickness or diseases!

If you could spend next New Year’s Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom?

I would be in Las Vegas on a top floor suite in the Bellagio Hotel, We would slow dance on our balcony to the music of Frank Sinatra, have a beautiful dinner with my baby, toward the strike of midnight make love on satin white sheets…

If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?
This country was founded by immigrants! I would set American Immigration schools in bordering countries and teach them English and represent them in education and find them jobs. I would transport illegal aliens and place them in these schools to give them a proper foundation for their search of a better life for Them or their families.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?
Is that a gay mans fantasy or what!!! To be surrounded by hot men with muscles showering and living together… Woo Mo power to ya! Can I come! LOL! I would allow it!

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?
My Childhood best friend… His name is Jason Colazzo. He was a blond haired Puerto Rican (rare!). He was so much fun! We used to play and climb on shyt and explore stuff and travel places… We were 10.

If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?
I would mix 5 cups of Love with a table spoon of passion and a stick of trust,

Of course some sugar and I will bake it oh high for a life time.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?
The Mein Kampf (Or Hitler’s Book named “My Fight”)

In his book, Hitler divides humans into categories based on physical appearance, establishing higher and lower orders, or types of humans. At the top, according to Hitler, is the Germanic man with his fair skin, blond hair and blue eyes. Hitler refers to this type of person as an Aryan. He asserts the Aryan is the supreme form of human, or master race.

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
Mr. Scrooge’s money bin!

If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?
I am always with you and I will protect you and guide you…